Laura

sorry to be so hot and also funny but the position was vacant for entirely too long

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

what a privilege it is to be able to rely on somebody

I don't want new friends I want my friends. 🥺 Come back and visit!

Sure, sure. We should do something this summer.

My sleep schedule is so messed up 🫩

they sent me back after the rapture because they realized I was evil

even at my worst i’m still considerate

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on.