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Happy international cat day!! Ofcourse delivered in a bloodymary package
Concept is by @wraithillustrates and anon from that one post!
Rocky communicates through speech buttons, and Ellie communicates through The Voices.
Sacrifice for human kind
if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode
Jokingly told my (furry) cousin while we had Clone Wars on in the background that my fursona would be a loth cat. And then we just looked at each other
So when I was in like high school or something my best friend didn’t really grasp what furries were and they were convinced they were a furry because they had a crush on Inuyasha. And so I asked them what their fursona was and they were like “what”. So I gently explained what furries are and we laugh about that now
Anyway this mournful and despairing comment reminded me of a silly moment in life. With enough practice, you, too, can fight mournful and despairing comments with joy and whimsy!

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2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈
7 am: I hope i get in a car accident
movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.
"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"
"... didn't know it was yours..."
(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"
"...no..."
Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"
(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)
"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"
"...Ok, fair enough."
Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)
Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck
Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers
Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)
Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)
Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.
Gimme plzzz
Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.
The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.
ok, I love every bit of this, but it also kinda misses one of the big parts of the 1st Legally Blonde, and that the fact that Elle had no knowledge or interest in law before applying to law school. Oh she was plenty smart, she aced that entrance exam for a reason, but the ONLY reason she applied in the first place was because "Warren" ( i forgot the dudes name but I think it was something snooty like that) dumped her for being " to much of aMarilyn Monroe when he needed a Jackie O to further his Career"
For this to be a true beat for beat she'd need to start out being truly clueless at first, but then quickly realize shes not as clueless as even she thinks she is when she applies herself
being called cool and awesome online even though i am annoying and odd in real life
i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it
eva stratt online shopping coping mechanism

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Experiencing a crazy slowburn rn
(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of
Absolutely fascinated with this Instagram commenter that apparently fully accepts evolution and the phylogeny we've deduced via paleontology but thinks that the biblical flood was real
The late Cenezoic saw many periods of glaciation, as well as more ice free interglacial periods. While glaciers retreated and advanced intermittently, there were multiple times where catastrophic floods of glacial meltwater would have rushed across large continental areas. One of the more famous examples that we know of happened in the Idaho/Montana area iirc.
But crucially, this was fairly local and also way the fuck after the KP event.
having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

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when i pull up to the wet sad pleading eyes competition and hucklerobby is already there
my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine