i'm judging you.

I got to see him in concert when I was about 10. He came on stage late, apologized to the crowd while explaining that Lucille was stuck in traffic, and just told stories until she got to the venue. He didn't want to keep his fans waiting any longer than we had, but he wouldn't play with anyone else. Thank you for not retiring, Mr. King.

I got into the business for the anchor charts. Or the anchor charts are keeping me sane while in the business... either way. (And don't worry- I'm making it very clear to my students that the sun does not revolve around the Earth. Artistic license with that poster.)

now i need to update my photo... cue the duckboats!

je suis charlie

the blackboard is my pulpit, and i will preach.

make donna & tom proud.

Rest easy, Mr. Mayor.

for those looking for a last minute costume idea.

sí se puede, scots.

thank you all so much for the love and support that's been sent our way in the past week. my nephew is stable but very sick. he's having surgery today- which means prolonged risk of infection, healing, and life in the Shriners' ICU. for those of you asking what you can do to help, this site has been set up to help with their medical bills. but most importantly please just keep the juju coming their way. xoxo

My favorite minion landed himself in ICU for the next few weeks. All love and juju is appreciated-

Happy birthday America. You’re a sexy bitch, xoxo

thanks scotus!