Kakapo

im still jealous of this damned turtle.

i’m snitching

pack don’t you DARE snitch

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

Go endangered faster

sniff… how could you….. scientists have worked for decades to bring me back to normal population levels… cuz im like really cool and cute and stuff…. so mean….

you’re a turtle dude. you’re slow and don’t do much. I do what you do but BETTER. plus I can fly. kind of. not really

I can fly too?

I don’t think you’re supposed to ?

I don’t think you’re supposed to exist any more ?

☹️

i’m snitching

pack don’t you DARE snitch

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

Go endangered faster

sniff… how could you….. scientists have worked for decades to bring me back to normal population levels… cuz im like really cool and cute and stuff…. so mean….

you’re a turtle dude. you’re slow and don’t do much. I do what you do but BETTER. plus I can fly. kind of. not really

I can fly too?

I don’t think you’re supposed to ?

i’m snitching

pack don’t you DARE snitch

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

Go endangered faster

sniff… how could you….. scientists have worked for decades to bring me back to normal population levels… cuz im like really cool and cute and stuff…. so mean….

you’re a turtle dude. you’re slow and don’t do much. I do what you do but BETTER. plus I can fly. kind of. not really

i’m snitching

pack don’t you DARE snitch

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

Go endangered faster

sniff… how could you….. scientists have worked for decades to bring me back to normal population levels… cuz im like really cool and cute and stuff…. so mean….

i’m snitching

pack don’t you DARE snitch

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

OKAY? I’m a turtle and I can type. Just get better

You’re insulting a critically endangered bird. How DARE you.

that me

because we can glooomyshroom

they turned me into a marketable plushie.

this is so wonderful. im geen :)

i’m snitching

pack don’t you DARE snitch

I’m about to snitch SPECIFICALLY because you called me Pack. It’s your fault

IT WAS A TYPO THESE BIRD FEET MAKE IT HARD TO TYPE

i’m snitching

pack don’t you DARE snitch