Imagine William Birkin

Celebration of police academy graduation.

Leon Scott Kennedy. Resident evil 2 Remake.

@javacripp​ is out here doing some godly work. Now I can’t unthink of more suitable name for this abomination of a pineapple-bacon-olive other than the Sloppy Moist specifically to fuck with people so he can do his work in peace. “You need to go in there and tell him we cut off his funding.” “Have you been in his lab before when he has pizza? It smells like three-day over-ripened ball sack and stale sam addams.” Meanwhile, William:

BUT NOW!!!!!!!

what we saw in the teaser trailer was really exciting imo!! needless to say that the graphics/gameplay upgrade is very welcome but it’s not only about that! might seem totally not important for some but seeing the “she’s finally wearing something functioning for a biohazard apocalypse” upgrade for ada again is really nice!! and even thought ashley’s outfit never bothered me that much bc she was abducted and didn’t go to fight the apocalypse on purpose with it, her outfit change is really nice too! and looks like they went with the beta outfit! leon’s jacket also looks very beta-y and the mood also looks very beta inspired and tbh I’m just really excited!!

also I’m really looking forward to see how they’ll tackle leon’s ptsd and hoping it’ll be more than what they did in vendetta with the “hahA Ha look hE’S drUNK” bc lots of potential there!

and ashley!!!! we may get playable ashley!!! I mean actually doing more stuff than we did in the original!! that’s also very exciting tbh!!

Leon and “that dog” from RE4! :D

Sheva: ...What?

*Later*

Chris: Look, it was really early, and I was tired.