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you rly do take a break only to come back and realize that ... wow... maybe u need a longer break
i like to imagine that jyushimatsu will just pick up random lil dudes from the side of the road to bring home to show his brothers/a partner if he has one.
cool lil snail? hell yeah, new friend. big ol toad? fuck yes. anything with more than 6 legs? if it's his brothers always yes but he'd be a little more cautious with a partner tbh
would they love you/take care of you if you were a worm?
osomatsu - yes! until he gets drunk and forgets, probably. big "what was i doing again?" energy
karamatsu - yes! but as he's taking you for your daily walk that you do not need, he drops you on the ground D: and then he picks up a different conveniently-above-ground worm, and so you are left there. on the ground
ichimatsu - yyyyyyyyno. no probably not :( he'd be more likely to set up a nice little terrarium for you and "convince" karamatsu to take care of you because he can hardly take care of himself tbh. also the cats might get to you so really he's just protecting you
jyushimatsu - he would be more likely to eat you before realizing whats happened tbh. not like "haha jyushi eats bugs" but...yknow... jyushi 100% eats bugs sometimes. but only if they look tasty.
todomatsu - no cause worm gross (his exact words, no h8 plz)
osomatsu likes eating uncooked instant ramen w the flavor packet.

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How would the matsu brothers interact with partners with big height difference (both taller and shorter. Gimme the cute interactions pls)
osomatsu would tease a shorter partner by putting his arm on their head and giving them a height-related nickname (shortcake, for example). for a taller partner he'd probably be a little bit jealous about the height difference especially if his partner presents themself more femmininely. would still crack jokes but mostly to feel better about himself. will stop if it does genuinely bother his partner, esp if they tease him about his height in return to prove a point (though he might not mind being called "little bunny" or "lil cutie" tbh...)
karamatsu would prefer a shorter partner because of his "natural protector/alpha instincts." gags he'd call them sweet things like his little dove or his doll and, if he's able to lift them, then you can bet your bum that it'll be impossible for him to put them down. for a taller partner he'd maybe be a little bummed at first... and he'd likely use the same names he'd use for a shorter partner. but eventually he'd realize that Hey, a Tall Partner is cool! because now he's the one getting the surprise forehead kisses...and getting hugged from behind...and it just feels nice.
Two-part Drabble Game
I decided to make another two-part drabble game because the last one was a lot of fun to make and write.
Pick a character, a situation, and a sentence, and I’ll make a drabble out of it.
Situations:
1 - Roommates AU 2 - Stuck indoors on a rainy day 3 - The aftermath of a bad fight 4 - At a bar 5 - Home after the hospital 6 - In bed at 2am, blissfully drowsy 7 - The anniversary of something 8 - After working for six hours straight 9 - Settling in for a cozy night together 10 - After a near-death experience 11 - Soulmates AU 12 - Finally home after a hard day 13 - Someone does something stupid 14 - Stuck together for a long period of time 15 - Someone is jealous/hurt 16 - After their first date 17 - One is recovering from a wound/illness 18 - Someone’s birthday 19 - Comforting the other 20 - Both are drunk and happy 21 - Spending a holiday together 22 - Jealous 23 - Miserable/in a bad mood 24 - Right before a passionate/first kiss 25 - Being somewhere you’re not supposed to be 26 - A very cheesy date 27 - Seeing each other for the first time in a while 28 - Love confession 29 - Breaking up 30 - One person is scolding the other 31 - Lost in the middle of nowhere 32 - Date night gone wrong
Sentences:
1 - “You didn’t have to scare me like that.” 2 - “I just want to let you know that I love you. A lot. Never forget that.” 3 - “I can’t believe you, sometimes.” 4 - “A cup of coffee would be nice.” 5 - “You’re one of the most important things in my life.” 6 - “Do I love you? Yes. Do I like you? That’s still up for debate.” 7 - “You didn’t have to do this, you know.” 8 - “You’re lucky you’re cute, because your taste in music is awful.” 9 - “I wish I never met you.” 10 - “No, I love you too much to let you walk away like this.” 11 - “Need some help?” 12 - “If you’re so bored, I have other ideas on how to pass the time…” 13 - “Tell me what you’re thinking right now.” 14 - “Well geez, if you don’t like what I’m wearing, I can go and change.” 15 - “If you think I don’t feel anything for you, then you’re more stupid than I thought.” 16 - “There’s nothing to be scared of, okay? I’m right here.” 17 - “I like spending time with you.” 18 - “I promise I’ll always be there for you. No matter what. You’re not alone anymore.” 19 - “What? No, I never said that…” 20 - “Don’t tell me what to do.” 21 - “They’re wrong about you.” 22 - “I can make you some tea or something? Read you a story. Lie down in bed.” 23 - “Hey, at least the stars are beautiful tonight, right?” 24 - “I never want you to feel like you’re not good enough.” 25 - “You don’t have to do that. Really.” 26 - “We should go out more often. You’ve been so busy lately. It’s like we never have fun anymore.” 27 - “Sorry. You’re just…really adorable.” 28 - “If I kissed you right now, what would you do?” 29 - “You’re not nearly as smart as you think you are.” 30 - “You smell nice.” 31 - “I won’t let anyone hurt you.” 32 - “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.” 33 - “It’s too hot.” 34 - “It’s 2am. Go back to sleep.” 35 - “You wanna bet?” 36 - “It’s okay. We’ll figure it out.” 37 - “You’re stuck with me, like it or not.” 38 - “You just feel really good. Soft and warm…” 39 - “I don’t want to leave you just yet. It wouldn’t feel right.” 40 - “It’s just hard for me to forgive you after everything that’s happened.”
(for the ask game) not sure how it works, but 7 L and 2 or 3 for all the brothers 💩? Thanks in advance
deleted scene + hurt/comfort + "do you need help?" / "what did you say?" | pretend these are scenes cut from fic. (they can be used for fic if yall want to use them, just pls credit thx)
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osomatsu
Osomatsu was stretched across the floor, flipping through a magazine when he heard an "Ow, fuck!" followed by a loud clatter. He scrambles to his feet and rushes to where the noise came from, nearly faceplanting into a wall as he slid across the floor.
"Are you okay?! Do you need help?! An ambulance?!" If his face didn't show his panic, then his voice definitely did. His eyes were wide as he took in his roommate/crush holding their hand in a small towel and a knife on the ground.
"No, no, I'm okay - I spaced out a little bit, it's fine, I'm good. Just need a, uh, bandage. Or some gauze. I don't need stitches though, I swear." They send Osomatsu as reassuring a look as they can despite the pain they were in.
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karamatsu
You look up from your spot on the couch, temporarily placing down your reading/listening material in order to unravel yourself from the large blanket you were in. Karamatsu appears through the doorway, grumbling quietly to himself. His eyebrows are down-turned and there is a scowl on his face.
"What did you say, Kara?" you ask out of concern for the male. His eyes soften when he catches your worried gaze, and he forces a smile onto his face.
"It's nothing, my darling. There's no need for that look."
You pout slightly before wrapping yourself up once more. "Well..." Your teeth chew on your lower lip for a short moment before you continue with, "I'm here if you need me, okay?"
"Thank you, my love."
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Hii! i would reeally love to see what the matsus would do with a insomniac partner 🙀🙀
osomatsu would probably stay up with them accidentally (as well as fall asleep without realizing it). he'll try to help how he can but he doesn't really understand insomnia . (despite the fact that he suffers from acute insomnia during the colder months)
karamatsu would try (and likely fail) to help. fluffy pillows, a nice warm blanket, singing a lullaby... he tries his best to stay up to keep his partner company but falls asleep within a 30-min time frame of his usual bed time
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ichimatsu is also an insomniac... but he doesn't want to spend all of his waking moments with someone. if it helps his partner then he wouldn't mind having them on the phone until they maybe fall asleep (if he has a phone, ofc), but otherwise he'll just kind of. make sure they know he's around.
jyushimatsu does with his partner what his does with ichimatsu - that is, he falls asleep while talking to them about methods that he uses to fall asleep. the methods are apparently very affective if they put him to sleep as he's talking about them
todomatsu doesn't really want to touch that with a 10ft pole... but since it is his partner, he does some research here and there about what can help. he doesn't openly admit that the park outings he invites his partner on is an attempt to help, but he won't deny it if asked
S/O that is very affectionate 😚😘
osomatsu would enjoy a super affectionate partner, though he'd likely be upset if they didn't have the same libido that he does :/ he still enjoys the snuggling...but he will pout about it tbh.
karamatsu loves affection. craves it, even. will take in all of the affection and then send it back tenfold. is sometimes annoying about it though - so dont spoil him "too" much. or else he'll probably bother you 24/7
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ichimatsu would Not enjoy it. he would need to be slowly introduced and built up to the point of being able to handle someone that's super affectionate. he's kind of a "let's just sit across the room from each other in silence" person. on a good day he'll lay his head in your lap tho
jyushimatsu's forms of affection are 1) using you like a training weight (lifting/push ups/etc) and 2) octopus holding you until you tap out. is that really what you would want? if yes then he's all for whatever affection you throw his way. he'll absorb it and use it as energy
todomatsu likes someone super affectionate on the surface... but really, he doesn't want to be around someone 24/7 like a dear older brother of his. he'll indulge in a partner's affection but he does get drained easily from clingy people due to dealing with... you know. clingy siblings. (nevermind the fact that he, too, is clingy. todo doesnt make much sense)

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starbucks orders... (if they had money)
osomatsu - he'll usually just walk in and grab whatever drink is waiting on the counter tbh. if he does Actually order something, though, cinnamon caramel creme cold brew + extra foam + extra sprinkles. also likes cake pops
karamatsu - vanilla bean creme frap & chocolate croissant or cheese danish. (maybe a cake pop if feelin fancy). (usually results in him on the toilet cause too much milk)
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ichimatsu - will order a plain cold coffee if he's with people. if ordering thru the app will get a latte (flavor dependent on season) or an iced shaken espresso.
jyushimatsu - pineapple passionfruit lemonade. no food, only lemonade. (will try to ask for just the fruit pieces sometimes.)
todomatsu - pink drink w/ extra strawberries + vanilla sweet cream + double blended & vanilla bean scone.
What do you define as NSFW? Just screwing? What about making out or consensual groping
ive been kinda dead for a while sorry u-u i use nsfw as anything not for minors tbh. so i guess nsfm is better term. i'll probably post nsfw on @altmatsu once i get around to not being dead ,,
A small knock at the door interrupts you from your cleaning. You wipe your hands on your pants before moving toward the door. A glance through the peephole shows no one there, so you crack open the door with the chain still attached.
You glance around to see if you could catch anyone wandering away from view, but all you manage to find is a small brown box with a white envelope attached. If it weren't for it having your name on it, you probably would have just left it there. After closing the door, undoing the chain, and reopening it, you bring the package inside. Holding the envelope up to the light reveals an oddly-shaped piece of paper - somewhat like a teardrop, but not exactly? Odd.
You leave the gift on the coffee table, too nervous to actually do anything about it, and return to cleaning. It was a great way to procrastinate things that you needed to do.
. . . . .
You sit down later with a small snack. Cleaning had only taken a few hours, and it was quite late enough to justify making dinner...sadly. It was a great way to procrastinate, and yet it never seems to last long enough. This box, though, could likely sit there forever.
It made you nervous, though, staring at you like that. Taunting you with the endless possibilities it could hold. Maybe you should just start with the envelope, you convince yourself. The envelope would be less likely to hurt you, unless it had glitter inside of it.
With that thought, you sit down your snack and snatch up the envelope. You open it carefully, and pull out... a folded heart? Eh? The color of it takes you off-guard the most. The color is a bright...
RED
BLUE
GREEN
PURPLE
YELLOW
PINK
i was not lying about my previous tags. ie the tags when i reblogged the uhhhhh poll lol
let there only be quintuplets from this point forth
CHOROMATSU MATSUNO VS MATSUYO MATSUNO
Choromatsu Matsuno
Matsuyo Matsuno
It's the last match! Who will be crowned the best character of Osomatsu San: Choromatsu or Matsuyo?
Voting ends in 24 hours!

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THE OSOMATSU SAN SHOWDOWN
Hey! Are you an Osomatsu San fan? Do you love poll tournaments/brackets? Are you sick and tired of never seeing your favorite Osomatsu San character get in or if they do almost immediately get out? Well do i have some good news for you!
Let me introduce you too... THE OSOMATSU SAN SHOWDOWN
In this showdown 32 characters from the parody/comedy anime Osomatsu San have been recompiled to see wich one is the best!
Here are the contestants:
By the end of this only the best character will be standing
The showdown will officially start February 21st with the first wave!
1st wave:
Osomatsu Matsuno vs Karamatsu Matsuno
Choromatsu Matsuno vs Ichimatsu Matsuno
Jyushimatsu Matsuno vs Todomatsu Matsuno
Totoko Yowai vs Nyaa Chan
Chibita vs Iyami
Atsushi vs Hatabo
Dekapan vs Dayon
Girlfriend Chan vs Boyfriend Kun
2nd wave:
ESP Kitty vs Shonosuke Hijirisawa
Shake vs Ume
Matsuyo vs Matsuzo
Osoko vs Karako
Ichiko vs Choroko
Jyushiko vs Todoko
Sacchi vs Aida
Kinko Inuyama vs Kanojo-chan
Remember this is all just for fun so let's keep it that way!
Ok so this is going to be another analyze about Osomatsu (because yes and because I have it in mind and I need to write it down before I forget)
I'll talk about Osomatsu's relationship with crying and sad moments in general, long post after cut
(Oh and- at some point I got lost so none of this probably makes sense- read at your own risk)