you can do it, senpai!

mdzs au where everything is the same except lwj is 5′4 (162cm) and wwx is cql!wwx height at a Nice and Temperate 6′0 (182cm). give me three minutes and i will elaborate

consider the Priceless value and Unending opportunities this provides. cql!wwx already looks like a giant compared to half the cast, almost everyone is wearing stilts or the camera men are using Clever Angles to add to the illusion everyone is around his height. this is my canon now, lwj is the manlet wwx deserves

*wwx voice* Happily married to my 5′4 king for 8 years while y’all are getting ghosted by 6′2 useless cultivators with chronic illiteracy skills but sure tell everyone how you “only date tall men” i guess

imagine rin and ai being samezuka’s most exclusive couple. like, the kind of couple that everyone knows about and thinks is adorable. like people take snapchats of them holding hands and going on dates and being gay. people always try to set up group dates with rintori just to see them be cute. all the boys on the swim team never ask to be Nitori’s partner because that’s reserved for rin. imagine rintori wow…

okay but how about a rintori florist AU where nitori owns a flower shop and has a really cute apron and rin buys flowers every weekend even though he doesn’t need them just so he can visit him