Imagine APH America

Imagine APH America owning a pet rabbit and taking care of it

Imagine aph america using a mix of sports referee and military hand signals unconsciously while he talks.

Imagine aph america climbing the tallest tree he can find.

Imagine aph america defending a customer service employee from a bad customer.

Imagine aph america designing/building a robot.

Imagine aph america collecting vintage movie posters.

Imagine aph america carrying around a pocket copy of the Constitution at all times.

Imagine aph america picking apples in the fall.

Imagine aph america hosting Saturday Night Live.

Imagine aph america biting holes into his sweatshirts at the cuff to stick his thumbs through.

Imagine aph america talking down a jumper.

Imagine aph america still reading actual newspapers.

Imagine aph america giving joke names at Starbucks for his cup.

Imagine aph america letting a small child cut his hair.

Imagine aph america with a man cave in the basement.

Imagine aph america quoting the entirety of Blazing Saddles.

Imagine aph america not being able to sit properly in a chair.