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You laugh, peeling the lid off to dowse the batter once more. “What?”

“I was trying to do what you did.” He frowned, leaning and resting his arms on the counter, his tense shoulders falling drastically as he relaxed. “What… did you do by the way?”

“I made brownie batter?” You lift up the spatula to prove your statement, a large clump of batter stuck to the end, and it may as well be fudge.

“No,” he looks away, and you swear his cheeks are tinted pink, “the other thing.”

“Ask for help?”

“No.” His voice is more stern, and you take a moment to think, wondering what he could possibly be talking about.

Tetta shifts, moves his weight back and forth, and prays you won’t make him repeat it.

Finally a lightbulb turns on. “Sugar,” you smile, leaning over and pressing your finger into his chest, “is that it? I called you sugar?”

“Yeah,” he gulps, “that.”

“Its a petname.” You shrug, moving back and finally pouring the batter into the parchment lined tin, and Kisaki has never looked more offended.

“I am not a pet.” He stands up straight, gripping the edge of the counter and furrowing his eyebrows.

You look up at him, and can’t help the smile that stretches across your face. “I know you aren’t a pet. Its a thing couples do, and, bombshell coming, we are a couple.” You put your total concentration into scraping the bowl, then spreading out the batter until flat before sprinkling big chunks of dark chocolate and other toppings onto the top. “Y’know, petnames, stuff like sweetheart, and love, and darling.” You were sure to emphasize the one Tetta always slipped out, the sweetest ‘darling’s floating from his lips whenever he was deep in thought, too deep to realize how much of a sap he sounded like, or care.

“Oh.” He frowns, looking down, thinking, and you take the moment to scoop a glob of batter onto your finger, reaching over and Kisaki opens his mouth on reflex, his features twisting into a different kind of focus as he licks the fudge off your finger, then trying to clean it off his pearly whites once you pull your limb away, just to scoop up a dollop for yourself and try the batter you worked so hard on.

“What do you think?” You tilt your head, and Tetta takes a moment to slap his lips together before he responds.

“I think,” he stops again, his mouth stretching open and his tongue tries to collect a splotch of batter from off his molar, “its bitter.”

“I think so too.” You nod, clearly pleased with yourself.

He smiles, chocolate still on his teeth, and he already knew he would have to brush them again. “I love bitter.”

“Yeah,” you lean across the counter to press a sweet kiss to his lips, then turn away to put the pan in the oven, “I know.”

“So,” he reaches over, and for a moment he thinks he might really have this petname thing figured out, “if I like bitter,” he wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you up to press your back to his chest, “then should’t you be the sugar to my bittersweet?”

You gasp, twisting to press a chaste kiss to his jaw. “Tetta Kisaki, are you flirting with me?”

“Maybe. What if I am?”

“Well, I have just awful news then. I have a boyfriend, and he happens to be the worst person I have ever met, and call me crazy, but I am utterly in love with him for that.”

You don’t expect him to jump, but he does, and he appears frantic for a split second, before closing his eyes and settling himself. “You love someone like that?”

“Why of course, how could I not?” You twist in his arms to face him, bringing your hands up to cup his jaw. “He’s the bitter to my sweet.”

You smiled, and Kisaki closed his eyes, because maybe as long as he can’t see that expression on your face, he’ll be able to hold off his own grin, but he can’t, and really he already knew it was helpless, but even still he keeps his eyes closed.

“Sweets?” He whispers, and you lean in closer to hear him.

“Yes?”

“The oven is off.”

“Oh- motherfucker!”

Maybe he does have a little sweet in him. Just for you.

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