Hoe Big or Go Home

Poppin in to say I still appreciate all the love this blog got when it was active. It’s been a hot minute (4/5 years?!?) and I was feeling nostalgic. Good golly some of this stuff I used to write is truly spicy. Real lemon material. Y’all so nasty 😜 (I love it tho).

I’ve been meaning to do this for a year pretty much but it’s time to close the blog. Life has gotten too busy and I’ve lost the creativity/ muse to continue.

Thank you guys so much for requesting and reading and being so nice. I am extremely grateful for the love and support. I’m going on to medical school finally and will have no life. I wish you all well and I hope you guys also catch your dreams. Love live my Kanky lovers!

Hi hi! Yes of course~

Compliments. Actually going out of his way to comment positively on her personality/how she looks is quite a big deal and anyone who knows him well enough to be crushing back recognizes this easily.

Quietly observing and making note of interests and trying to bring them up whenever he can to make it known that he did in fact notice and care.

Overall he is always sure he is not interesting enough to impress anyone, especially with personality/conversation related methods. He will ask Temari for advice when this eats at him too much.

Your wish is my command.

Izuru immediately notices how eager his S/O is despite being nervous and it fuels him to meet them in the middle as much as he can to make them feel more comfortable.

The eager vibe he gets makes his kisses harsher and his hands more rough, moving his S/O to where he wants them and going into a somewhat ravish mode.

He will occasionally snap out of his ravish mode to nervously ask questions about his next move, “Is it okay if I…?” “Do you like when I…?” and things of that nature.

His voice gets very whiny when receiving a blowjob, so he just keeps his mouth shut and writhes. He will often use his hands to guide as well, fingers deep in hair.

Any sort of visible blush while his S/O is talking dirty or confident is such a turn on, and will usually end up with him shutting them up somehow.

Yes yes yes absolutely!

SFW:

Seems very focused all the time no matter what is happening around him, however in reality most of the time he is thinking about things completely unrelated to what’s happening and is completely spaced out.

The resting bitch face is strong with this one, only his teammates can tell if he’s actually cranky or suffering from RBF

Though his favorite food is herring soba, he really enjoys the flavor of curry. He powers through his complete intolerance for spicy food to occasionally indulge.

 Some other hobbies besides meditation include calligraphy, journaling, and cloud/bird watching.

NSFW:

Loves feeling his lovers hair, running his hands through it, gripping it, smelling it, he thinks it’s a big part of intimacy.

When setting up a romantic sensual environment he is very attentive to smells and will use candles and incense to create the best set up.

His torso and abdomen are very sensitive to light touching and writhing and twitching is common when his S/O is paying attention to his chest and stomach.

Yes I am all about this~

Down For:

The overall workings of his brain make me think he would be pretty adventurous with most things, at least willing to try because “Who knows what I might end up liking”

Light bondage (Giving and receiving) like blindfolds and hand tying are exciting and allow him to try and predict what will happen next.

Nibbling, light scratching, hair pulling, hickeys and small marks.

Positions that let him relax, riding and reverse cowgirl being his favorites.

Face sitting

Probably pegging with enough pestering

Hard pass:

Sharp objects and blood play.

Watersports and other excrement play.

Receiving rimming, not a fan of giving either but he might cave if you’re annoying about it.

Food play, prefers to keep it mess free if possible.

He loves having a wife like this. His mom and maybe a small part of him wishes that his wife was more assassin-like, but as long as she helps make little assassins that’s good enough.

Although a doting mom type is good for raising children, he may be worried they could become too attached and it may get in the way of them becoming an assassin.

He would get mad or irritated and retreat to his office to do work or his room to work on puppets to calm down and take his mind of whatever made him upset.

It would be really hard for him to confront you about whatever he got upset about, but ultimately he would do it if it kept happening for his own peace of mind. He’s an understanding individual and he would feel bad if it was a misconception.

When his s/o is jealous, he most likely has no idea that he did something to cause it. He would have no intentions of hurting his s/o.

What he likes tohear:

“You’ll have to fight me to see who gets to be on top.”

“I’ll make you my bitch tonight.”

“You’re going to break me.”

What he says:

“Ooo I hope I get punished.”

“Oh no, we’re not done yet.”

I’m gonna do this in hcs just so I can answer it and get it to you.

Hisoka is absolutely delighted in running into a former s/o that’s gotten stronger and more provocative. Naivety is cute, but he really wants someone who challenges him in more than one way.

He’ll try and goad you into a fight immediately and if that doesn’t work, then he’ll probably focus that frustration into flirting and trying to seduce you.

He normally doesn’t care about a s/o once he’s done with them, but after a change like that he can’t help but be interested.