Take me back to Sunnyland

i love when people ask me “what are you anxious about” like…….about??? you think this is based on reason? rationality? never heard of that

also applies to “what are you depressed about” like binch????????? everything???? Nothing???? Who knows????? Never had a rational thought in my life

i said i LIKED video games, dennis, i didn’t say i was GOOD at them

Bro she can post porn all day, but that dont mean she want your dick.

This is for all the unecessary dick pics and weird messages I get

You’re so lucky if you’re in love and it’s reciprocated and it’s healthy and innocent and pure

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

au where I’m productive

Please, make me cum.

trust your mother’s opinion on people

um. she married my dad

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

Can someone please explain the sprite to me?

Hhhhhhhngngngng

Sprite and other bubbly sodas helps when you feel pukey