i'm a dog... so yeah

god im still thinking about the show dog thing. being strapped down and put on display and just being soooo obedient about it because im getting so much attention and I wanna make my owner proud. genuinely just obsessed with the idea of people talking about me and touching me like im not even there, like I don’t have any say in it. because why should a dog like me have any say?

Perv gf that gets wet from watching you jerk off

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

All hail Lucky Potato.

I feel so bad for the annoying women at work. Like I actually feel sick when we’re interacting and I feel the annoyance occurring in my brain like she really doesn’t mean to be this way and she just doesn’t want to feel alone or rejected. you can tell she’s experienced being an outsider everywhere she goes it’s only a matter of time. And it’s not cool chic or edgy but in the ugliest most desperate and dehumanizing way. They always start hopeful. they want to connect and they go searching for someone receptive to her so she can find her people but everyone turns away from her slowly and u hear it in her voice. It’s happening again. she starts hesitating to speak and when she does you hear a shaky child ending every sentence like it’s a question. Testing the waters to know if she’s wrong for even trying. And then I realize I took her smile for granted now that it’s gone.. I have to make it up to her I can’t let something like this continue. Life is so hard for people everywhere, so building a tolerance for being irritated is nothing in comparison especially if the reward is less pain and loneliness in the world I will always be the bestie you have my word

thinking about thick bush hanging out of a hot bikini bottom or flashed at me from under a too-short skirt and needing to be calmed down as one would a horse or other large animal

Me at edc

does anyone want to be best friends that kiss and also sometimes maybe fuck even

that fact that boobs jiggle brightens my day every day

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

All hail Lucky Potato.

Need a sleepy little baby that likes being tucked under the covers while I pump you full of warm cum.