baby

i would've been a way better mrs de winter

my most only child trait is wanting several boyfriends who all are completely devoted to me and not seeing anyone else

ngl reading marx is like listening to an influencer use one buzzword after the other

dyslexic woman from the handmaid's tale universe who's married to a centaur telling the guy hanging the tv her name: oh it's off center

so... is there a madam bate?

knowing you met your soulmate but you're both avoidant so nothing will come of it

groupies thinking the rockstar genuinely cares about their opinions is the same as guys thinking the stripper actually loves them

yeah but have you ever googled types of mustaches to figure out which one's your latest famous rock guitarist lover / situationship

in case you need a sign, here it is: after 2 years of yearning for my situationship, we just spent 5 days making out and half-jokingly calling each other husband and wife.... it does get better

the girl equivalent of picking a leg for your junk is choosing which side you pull your bodysuit to piss

noooo i can feel my frontal lobe developing (bought a bigger bag for college, thought about getting shoes to wear every single day everywhere, might switch from mixing metals to just silver jewellery)

missing your famous sneaky link x watching his interviews

no i'm not like other girls... i don't have the anatomy for a septum piercing