I Just Really Love My Cat

I’ve watched this like ten times laughing my ass off, but its lead to a question. are scots unable to say wank with out making the motion?

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

First Black Panther, then Miles Morales, and now who’s this new superhero?

HOW DO HE STILL GOT ANKLES

I don’t know about you, but I needed this purity in my life and on my timeline.

COME ON NA OBAMA! 👏🏾

He ain’t wearing a jacket no more and he got his sleeves rolled up. My nigga is over it.

Ooh & you can tell he’s ready to curse. Gods above do I miss the Obamas

“h-h-heck” Obama you can say fuck

LET BARACK OBAMA SAY FUCK

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

england, you’re doing amazing, sweetie, this made me so happy

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life