are you ready?

Stormy! You’re alive!

Actually I am dead.

I despise  those ratchet people on facebook who friends you, though you two have not even 1 mutual friend and either have a cartoon as their profile picture or some awful selfie of them.

I don't even have facebook.

It’s so true. That song and I have spiritual connection. And you know it too

Just no.

My name is Kiki, I’m so very Fly oh my, it’s a little bit scary Boys wanna marry, looking at my derrière And you can stare but if you touch it Imma bury Pretty as a picture Sweeter than a swisher Mad ‘cause I’m cuter than the girl that’s with you I don’t gotta talk about it baby you can see it But if you want I’ll be happy to repeat it

.... Okay.

Well, unlike you in me, I have faith in you.

But you don't know my skills and I doubt them, but I guess thanks for your faith anyway.

We don’t have an agreement here.

You haven't seen my skills though.

Hey, you’re great and they wouldn’t turn you down because of something stupid, if you have killer skills.

Unfortanetly I don't have killer skills.

Heh, y-yes. Do you approve? 

Of your marriage? Sure, do whatever you want.

Ah, damn, yeah, true. But someone will look over whatever it is. I know they will.

I don't know, I hope so but still.

Yeah.

Good for you.

So… is there something written about you or are you speaking generally?

When I apply for a job or school they look at several things, in those things there are things written about me.