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Childe

Had a lot of phases as a kid

major vocaloid phase

Was kinda emo for a bit

Indoctrinated into kpop as a kid through older sisters, doesn’t actively listen to it but does like a lot of old kpop

Played ice hockey and was really good at it

Ran a secret hamilton fan page at like 12 and it got really popular

Had ipod and all the playlists were curated to perfection (it did not survive the abyss🥀)

Never got to play the lead in a school play bc his ass did not graduate highschool 💔

Had a very brief soundcloud rapper phase and a singing YouTube channel (he would explode and die if they were unearthed)

Arlecchino

Candy crush addict

Forced to do competitive dance as a child

Her and clervie physically fought people for glittery scented gel pens as kids

Insanely good at EVERY playground activity as a child (4 square, skipping rope, elastics, handball, yo-yoing etc)

Her and clervie made those 2010s shitty fan edits (and ate that shit UP)

Had a sfx makeup phase

Etsy witch phase at 13 (she actually made a decent amount of money)

Signora melted her brain by sending her tons of middle aged woman memes (minions, it’s wine o’clock, exercise I thought you said extra fries etc.) and now she finds them kinda funny

(except i actually know what im doing..)

Scaramouche - Ryo Yoshizawa

Marrionette - lea Seydoux

So then he goes home and as he falls apart, he tells his best friend/wife that their 20 years of marriage has been a lie and he doesn't love her and only loves men.

And then he goes to sleep and wakes up in the morning to find that she killed herself by jumping off the balcony.

and THEN, he suddenly found himself in this magical prison with a 15 year old watcher-insert-ish warden to judge him for his 'murder" with nine other prisoners, some of which he made friends with and then some of them died and he blames himself for their death too.

Oh and also at one point he almost got voted unforgiven not out of homophobia but because it was thought to bring good luck.

And then he finds out everyone in the prison is actually taken from different times and the 15 year old nonbinary warden from the future tells him-in their words- that society will get more progressive and more accepting of sexual minorities in 10 years from his own time.

And also they asked if he knows what a sugar daddy is to confirm from what time he's from. He does not.

and THEN - if we assume the line "save information from the day following the discovery of the body to milgram" refers to hinako- then that means he's gonna mentally wake up with his knees still on the pavement and blood soaked and hinako's dead body a few feet away.

"A child who can survive all this is certain to grow up strong"

not to mention his pupils- we JUST got an expansion in Nod Krai where some of the main abyssal enemies are these large eyeball-looking things with slit pupils. Lohen's pupils also aren't slit the same way characters like Chongyun's are- they don't look like a reptile's or animal's.

"A child who can survive all this is certain to grow up strong"