bless the people who make those youtube videos on how to do simple tasks and fix stuff. not for fame, not for money. just “here’s how to use wall spackle”, here’s how to clean and maintain a vacuum cleaner. having trouble with some assembly instructions? they’ve got you covered. no shame, no ‘just figure it out’. irl angels.

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

the soakening

Ok I r e a l l y wish I could wholeheartedly respect Morrisey as a person bc his music freaking slAps and hits hOme and his voice is so eNticing but I freaking,, can’t get past,, his insanity,, lordy lord fellow smith fans plz h e l p I wanna learn to love this problematic dude,,