Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person

Yo it would be fuckin fire if everyone could wear around a number that was proportional to the current level of stress-causing hormones in their body. You’d instantly know not to get on people’s bad side like Gerald in the office is showing a 89, step the fuck off m8.

“stop thinking about it” wow thank u I am cured u should write a book

For you, your crush is a main character. For your crush, you are an obnoxious NPC. (source)

right now you might be in a situation that you think you won’t survive but six months ago you were in a situation that you didn’t think you’d survive and two years before that you were in a situation you didn’t think you’d survive and the point is you will always surprise yourself and you will always make it through

What if when we die the light at the end of the tunnel is the light to a hospital room? We are born and the reason we come out crying is because we remember we died and lost everything in our past life. As we grow we forget everything but patches of memory stay behind and come back as deja-vu.

What if dogs destroy shoes because thats what we put on before leaving?

As an introvert, I get more excited when someone invites me to an event than actually attending.