hi

the only “v” “tubers” i care about are the “root vegetables” i grow in my “vagina”. to all the haters who saw this post early on patreon and told me not to post it: kill yourselves, sincerely this time

☝️🤓Gentlemen we here at the International Consortium of Toilet Science have revealed a breakthrough in poop technology: a stall door mounted Camera that, using the power of A.I., takes a picture of you whenever you strain too hard to poop and involuntarily smile. Behold! (lifts sheet off giant pulsing machine that starts to glow red and launch plasma bolts into the crowd)

did u know u could just draw bad and nothing happens did u know that

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post