I think we get to go home soon. I’m waiting for someone to tell me to go home and I know it’s coming soon

What’s up

Can u juice melon

@paralamar I ate two slices I’m too full now

@paralamar that seems likely. What do I do with pizza 2 now???

@paralamar Lucy I swear to GOD you cannot stop me from living my best life

Thanks you guys. Pizza 2 is on its way

Help. Ordered one pizza. Got very high. Ate one pizza. Still hungry. Should I get another pizza?

I drank so much coffee today and now I’m definitely having a heart attack. Please don’t save me. Just drain more coffee into my mouth

Mr weezy is a true icon cancelling shows last minute VIA twitter. He is officially worse than me. I hope I can meet him someday

Why am I so desperate for chaos today? Living easy is too simple for me. I must argue to survive

Freebirds was not the only option. He went out of his way to make sure it was Freebirds

Mr weezy update - we’ve been on tour for a month and I’ve spoken to him maybe, 3 times? I don’t feel like we’re the best of friends

Wish I was a vampire. Throw me in my coffin at night. Get all cosy. Probably go around biting myself with my own fangs. Sounds heavenly

Cats trailer? No thanks