carrot

episode where kenny writes reaaallly bad werewolf catgirl yuri oc smut novels and cartman sees how the straight to amazon romance novel market is booming and hes like dude. we gotta publish these . and then they get their paycheck and its like 30 cents cause amazon took it all so they break into the amazon warehouse to try and find jeff bezos to beat him up and take their rightfully earned money but hes not in there and they discover just wall to wall of abadoned horrible romance novels amalgamating into a throne in the center and the throne sits a massive printer just pumping book aftee book after book and they realize its been robots making them the whole time so they burst out and theyre like oh my god dude now we HAVE to kill jeff bezos so they take the train to california and into his mansion and kill him and the b plot through the whole episode is kyles mom is getting really into romance novels so he keeps finding these disgusting love notes shes leaving for her father and he thinks theyre horrible but stan thinks theyre kinda funny so they start collecting them and making black out fart poetry out of them