I Live With Engineers

C: "Amazon patents Surveillance as a Service."

L: The only problem with MacBeth? If you just killed an annoying bitch, you should throw a party, not a guilt trip.

There is a stereotypical kind of internet anime review that I would call... every anime review...

We can all agree that trash people on the internet are, statistically speaking, trash.

L: We can just kneecap him. Kneecapping isn't as bad as murder.

L: ...3 paragraphs about how Monsters Inc were cowards and a link to their fanfiction.

L: So, the othet night, on Tumblr...

Anything goes to the Spiderman theme song if only you believe.

The real problem with this game is that hands take twice as long as they need to, because of all the gloating.

They share electrons. Metals are communist. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

This church, it was one of those rock concert churches, they had in their FAQ, 'Why is the music so loud?' ...They defended this with the bible. I know the Bible, I dont find this argument to be biblically sound.

I know weirdly a lot about how to make vellum and linen due to... One time... I had to make a DnD character.

So, J has been both North Korea and a feral cat in the last 5 minutes. Good talk.

Epistemology is NOT that pretentious.

Plot synopsis: aerial sharks. Worst part of plot summary: accuracy.

Amorality is just evil with a better marketing department. Like doves.

Peace through inaccurate accounting!