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oak "Hello there! Welcome to the world of ILASGOC!"

oak "My name is Oak! People call me the Pokémon Professor!"

oak "This world is inhabited by creatures called Pokémon! For some people, Pokémon are pets. Others use them for fights."

oak "Myself… I'm not allowed to tell you that. Y'know, for legal reasons. PETA's been on my ass for quite a while, and who knows when they might be watching!"

oak "That aside, it's time for registration!"

oak "Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? I swear if you say you identify as a potato I'm going to smack you so hard my grandson will feel it."

if girl:

oak "Oh, sorry! You have like, the flattest chest I've ever seen. How was I supposed to know?"

oak "I mean, it's so flat I could probably use you as a table and eat sushi off of you!"

oak "............."

oak(winking) "...On that note, got any plans for Saturday night?"

if boy:

oak "Ah, bad news... You're now mpreg."

oak "Just kidding! Though you probably will be at some point or another."

(protagonist angry) "..........."

oak "Alright, alright! Let's get on with it. What is your name?"

(enter name)

oak "So it's (name)?"

[yes, no. if no return to name input]

oak "Well now, (name)!"