mapo tofu

Imagine if, after your routine check up, Zayne scolds you for your eating habits and urges you to add more greens to your diet. Life as a hunter can get hectic sometimes so it's a lot easier to grab a quick protein bar than to cook a well balanced meal, but you want to at least try! So that's how Zayne finds you in the kitchen after his shift, staring at a bag of kale with a determined look on your face. How cute, he smiles to himself. You're listening to his advice and he couldn't be more proud.

"My love? What are you doing?"

"Zaynie, welcome home!"

"Cooking dinner?"

"Nope! But it's dinosaur time!"

"Pardon?"

He gets his answer from you unsealing the bag and immediately shoving a fistful of leafy greens to your mouth. For a moment, he's frozen still, watching the love of his life "dinosaur-ing" it in their kitchen. You catch his face in the corner of your eye and start laughing at his expression, before promptly eating shit when your laughter turns into coughing, then choking on your vegetables.

Zayne immediately bans dinosaur time after tonight.