ikishichi's たんぶら

Ground control to Major Frog Ground control to Major Frog Take your protein pills and put your helmet on  (Ten) Ground control (Nine) to Major Frog (Eight)  (Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), polliwog (Four)  (Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may pond (Blastoff) scum be with you  This is ground control to Major Frog, you’ve really made the glade  And the gators want to know whose shirts you wear  Now it’s time to leave the swamp land if you dare  This is Major Frog to ground control, I’m hopping through the door  And I’m croaking in a most peculiar way  And the flies look very different today  Here am I sitting on a lily pad far above the world  Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing I can do  Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles, I’m feeling very still  And I think my tadpole knows which way to go  Tell my mate I ate her insect lunch, she knows  Ground control to Major Frog, your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong  Can you ribbit, Major Frog?  Can you ribbit, Major Frog?  Can you ribbit, Major Frog?  Can you…  Here am I sitting on a lily pad far above the Moon  Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing I can do