DONT NEED A PHONE TO HEAR YOU CALL ME

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

u will see a video by a white influencer who lived in houston texas moving to seattle washington and theyre like bellingham material at best

my advice for anyone who is out of washington state thinking about moving to seattle; dont. we do not want you here. you drive up the prices of everything and bring a general rudeness to the community, especially to the unhoused and poc that have lived here for generations. wait for the people to finally come together and address the unhoused properly and you can maybe glance in our direction

this is specifically to rich people ( though most rich people will move to bellevue ) and people moving here without jobs lined up because its a diet nyc or the like. what do you offer to the community aside from frigidity

u will see a video by a white influencer who lived in houston texas moving to seattle washington and theyre like bellingham material at best

my advice for anyone who is out of washington state thinking about moving to seattle; dont. we do not want you here. you drive up the prices of everything and bring a general rudeness to the community, especially to the unhoused and poc that have lived here for generations. wait for the people to finally come together and address the unhoused properly and you can maybe glance in our direction

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

Every time fandom turns a beautiful pathetic service top into an aggressive daddy dom type a random person on earth dies