The most french sentence ever to be written in english

5 is like an honorary even number

why does this make sense?

i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site

banning porn could

you’re legit right and i think maybe i actually did curse tumblr to die by making this post

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

Anyway there was an English pirate in the 18th century called Benjamin Hornigold and that is the best pirate name I can think of and the only logical path when you have that name is to either become a pirate or a dragon.

A dragon pirate would also be valid, yes.

That’s actually a really intetesting intpretation of it I hadn’t thought of. Most people seem to think Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon as punishment for defiling her temple, but thinking that she did so to protect her from being abused again is interesting and I like it!

holy shit.

Feministic mythology is what I’m here for

it is currently ｒｅａｌ ｋｉｗｉ ｈｏｕｒｓ

animals that evolved with no natural predators are amazing

We have god mode or one hit K/O no in between

dead

every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

dont follow me if you disrespect rice. if you put ketchup or goddamn MAYO on rice then unfollow me block me report yourself and also die and

I EAT RICE WITH MUSTARD AND MARSHMALLOWS WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW??!!

i suppose thats fair like if you arent just making that up and actually do eat something that outrageously abhorrent, then yea i guess your existence actually does kind of challenge the concept of a benevolent god

that was awesome

this delights me

I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS VIDEO BUT I NEVER FOUND IT AGAIN BUT HERE IT IS YEEES