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Gives nose/forehead kissesBoth of them. They love each other immensely, and always love to show it. Yatsuzaki usually does the forehead kiss, but Killie likes nose kisses more.

Gets jealous the mostNeither of them. They are married and have no room for jealousy.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to driveKillie? But I doubt Yatsuzaki would go to bars to get drunk. It would be more like, Yatsuzaki has too much wine and passes out at the dining table, and Killie has to carry him back to their room.

Takes care of on sick daysBoth of them. It’s not uncommon for them to get sick in a short time of each other, because they’re always taking care of each other whenever the other gets sick.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach dayKillie, because Yatsuzaki usually isn’t so adventurous.

Gives unprompted massagesYatsuzaki, but he always has to make sure his wife isn’t too stiff and her wings are comfy.

Drives/rides shotgunThey most definitely don’t have a car. They fly together, though.

Brings the other lunch at workKillie would bring him lunch on the occasion he isn’t home to eat with her. Sometimes they go out and eat, just the two of them.

Has the better parental relationshipThey’re both really good parents. 

Embarrassingly drunk dancerYatsuzaki, if he isn’t passed out. Killie thinks it’s cute, however.

Still cries watching TitanicYatsuzaki, but they’re silent tears.

Firmly believes in couples costumesNeither of them.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during ChristmasBoth of them because they spoil each other silly.

Makes the other eat breakfastKillie, because sometimes when Yatsuzaki is craving blood he forgets about other food.

Remembers anniversariesBoth of them. They pretend to forget the day before, and then surprise each other.

Gives nose/forehead kissesBoth of them! Whenever Chloe kisses Killisaki, though, he gets extremely flustered and she just bullies teases him more.

Gets jealous the mostKillisaki would, but Chloe would get angry every time he acted like that, and would insist that he’s ‘overreacting’ and needs to ‘open his eyes’. It sucks for anyone paired with Killisaki because they would have to help him grow emotionally.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to driveNeither of them really get drunk, but if that ever happened it would definitely be Chloe coming in to save her stupid Master’s ass.

Takes care of on sick daysChloe, because she’s been doing this her whole life–taking care of Killisaki even when he’s not sick. Although, whenever Chloe falls ill Killisaki gets really worried and tries his best to help.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach dayChloe. Not because she enjoys it herself, but because she wants to splash Killisaki with water.

Gives unprompted massagesNeither of them. But if it counts, Chloe probably is the type of person to slap people on the back for a job well done and she just slaps too hard…

Drives/rides shotgunKillisaki is still baffled by automobiles, so Chloe would take the initiative and learn how to drive.

Brings the other lunch at workNeither. They eat lunch together, anyways.

Has the better parental relationshipIf you mean who has the better relation with their own parents, most definitely it is Killisaki. For the hypothetical future children they may or may not have together, it would definitely be Chloe.

Embarrassingly drunk dancerNeither of them.

Still cries watching TitanicNeither of them. (Although Chloe would joke that Killisaki was ‘tearing up’ when he wasn’t.)

Firmly believes in couples costumesChloe doesn’t firmly believe in them per se, but she would partake in the activity if it meant embarrassing Killisaki in some way. They would wear matching clothes at some point, though.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during ChristmasKillisaki, always. But his bad luck affects the present in some way or another. (i.e. it breaks at last minute, he gets the same thing Chloe got him, Chloe has one of the them already, etc.)

Makes the other eat breakfastChloe always has to remind Killisaki to eat something here and there.

Remembers anniversariesKillisaki, I feel like Chloe purposefully tries to forget events like that.

Gives nose/forehead kissesKillisaki, definitely. Because he can actually be very affectionate, and would always want to constantly remind If that he loves her.

Gets jealous the mostJealousy is a very toxic emotion, and therefore Killisaki would feel it all too well, as he’s slightly on the obsessive/possessive side; and I feel that If would have to teach him to have faith in other people in general, and give up on his more unhealthy personality aspects.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to driveI don’t even see either of them being drunk in the first place. If somehow Killisaki ended up in that state, If wouldn’t hesitate to drive them home. And vice versa. (Although, Killisaki wouldn’t drive. He’d probably fly or something. Unless it’s the Modern/Human AU.)

Takes care of on sick daysBoth of them. Sometimes the get sick together and laugh (cry.) deliriously about it.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach dayIf, without a doubt. Killisaki doesn’t particularly like the ocean, but If would demand he get in the water, and would probably push him and all his fancies face first into the shore.

Gives unprompted massagesKillisaki. If hates it, because sometimes he doesn’t even use his own hands, instead he touches her back and shoulders with his shadow limbs, and it really creeps her out. He’s probably learned to stop or at least ask permission, however.

Drives/rides shotgunKillisaki has 100% never seen a car before, so he rides shotgun while his cooler-than-him girlfriend looks snazzy as she drives in her cooler-than-him car.

Brings the other lunch at workI’m not sure if either of them work, honestly. So, if it was just to randomly bring each other lunch, I think it would be Killisaki bringing food to If. But not just any food; he brings a whole food service to her with the finest foods andy world has to offer. It’s really over the top, but I’m sure she doesn’t complain that much. 

Has the better parental relationshipRegarding relationships with their own parents, probably Killisaki. Regarding relationships with their future, hypothetical children, If. Killisaki is a mama’s boy but he’s horrible with children. Probably because he’s still childish himself.

Embarrassingly drunk dancerNeither of them. 

Still cries watching TitanicMaybe If? I can imagine that she cried the first time they saw it together, and Killisaki teased her about it, so she never cried over a movie since then.

Firmly believes in couples costumesThat’s not really their thing. They could probably wear matching outfits a lot. (Killisaki offering to take her to his tailor, and having her wear something that matches his formal wear–)

Breaks the expensive gift rule during ChristmasKillisaki, because he probably doesn’t even understand what it means to not be expensive. 

Makes the other eat breakfastIf. She wants him to eat regularly, even if he doesn’t need to. She also makes sure that he doesn’t drink blood around her anymore.

Remembers anniversariesBoth of them, but Killisaki would be the annoying one about it.