β Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesnβt happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo? β
β Look at me, psychological damage up to here! β
β I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! β
β Am I gay for God? You betcha. β
β Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! β
β Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down. β
β Yeah, but we didnβt come here to play with Β stray dogs and trash, man. β
β Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why donβt I strap on my job helmet and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?! β
β Iβm eating because Iβm very uncomfortable. β
β Iβm gonna have a really hard time if weβre both cannibals and racists. β
β I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong. β
β Everybodyβs dying, bitch. Letβs get you some fruit. β
β When Iβm dead, just throw me in the trash. β
β I will smack your face off of your face! β
β Take care of yourselfβ¦ or whatever people say. β
β We all have cats weβd like to be playing with right now. β
β I will eat your babies, bitch! β
β Iβm relaxing, Iβm getting blackout drunk, and youβre leaving me alone. β
β Later, boners! β
β Do not call these shorts white trash! β
β If some old boner gives me attitude, Iβm gonna spit in his face. β
β I eat stickers all the time, dude! β
β Iβve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. β
β You know, you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out! β
β Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, you donβt know shit about cats. β
β If you donβt have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust! β
β I can go from flaccid to erect in a momentβs notice. β
β I mean, trees? Everywhere trees?! What the hell is this place? β
β Iβll tell you whatβs not cool: crashing my car into a building, exploding a grenade inside of it, and then convincing your friends and family that youβre dead! β
β Oh my God! She just ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy! β
β Hello fellow American, this you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, Iβm hot. Taxes, theyβll be lowerβ¦ son. The democratic vote is the right thing to do, so do. β
β I stepped in front of a bus and it missed me. I canβt even get a bus to hit on me. β
β Iβm having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. β
β I donβt think these dogs have masters, I think they play by their own rules. β
β I have a bleached asshole! β
β With real power comes real responsibility and I donβt want to do any of that shit. I just want the moneyβ¦ and the illusion of power. β
