No you're not.

you would not believe your

fireflies

If ten million

eyes

fell asleep

How many fucking Ice Ages can they make. Who is asking for more Ice Ages

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

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“holding grudges isn’t good for you” yeah well neither is people hurting me and getting away w/ it so here we are

Don’t let excitement make you announce things prematurely. Be silent until you’re sure; & even when you’re sure, don’t give too much away.

this is great advice

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

I’m tired of associating myself with people who make me question my importance

imagine showing this tweet to someone even just 3 years ago