ocean man take me by the hand

browsing anime pornography silently and without emotion and shaking my head solemnly when i see bad anatomy

my urine is always, always crystal clear. like a mountain spring. can you say the same?

No i piss like im spraying fermented brown mustard outta my cunt

goodness gracious

pussy so tight it crack dicks like crab legs

have to assume this persons hands were shaking so bad cause my guy owned them so hard

perhaps my favorite thing to happen to me at work was when i was taking the order of this tall 30-something country dude in a camo hat and jacket and he asked what extra toppings he should get on his pizza and i immediately said “whatever you want, follow your dreams” and in the following moments where i’m thinking shit why am i talking to this large southern man like a fellow college student he just looks forward at our selection of extra cheeses and repeats to himself “…follow my dreams”

i think as op i shd give the context here...they're talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️

ooo…. lady gagita

“manhole cover” umm I think it’s just called underwear lol

50 dead and 14 injured in a female swag accident

50 revived and 14 healed in a white boy swag miracle

my friends hate this video so much i don't even have to repost it in discord anymore i'll just be in a voice call and go "wouldn't it be crazy if the joker could beatbox" and they all tell me to go kill myself