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pixel skylines
Cosmic Funnies
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dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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YOU ARE THE REASON
Misplaced Lens Cap
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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#a summary
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i think his funniest tweet is the pic of just the oval office but it has a gamer chairΒ
Iβm voting for him
Some of these are legitimately good takes
Stick-Gods ~ The Power of Ra
Figgy noises
do women follow the βjrβ β3rdβ naming convention
i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck
the gilmore girls really jumped out

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βBaby otter getting its tummy tickledβ
(Source)
Ocelot scritches.
that kitten sounds like a birb
I just wanna cover my feelings up with tattoos
This is so wholesome

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Me: *rolls up to a merchant in ancient Athens on Heelys and sipping a Starbucks*
Me: Yo whereβs your horribly dense wine Iβve got coin
Merchant: What on earth are you wearing
Me: Itβs called pants.
Merchant: I hate that.
Me: *struts up to an Inca temple in bright green sunglasses*
Me: Hey guy of knowing stuff what do you know can I see your dead kings
Ancient Inca man: Are you sent from the gods to annoy me
Me: Nope, Iβm doing this for free.
Me: *banging pots and pans in the street in the middle of the Mali empire*
Me: WHEREβS THE SALT???
Random passerby: What is a European doing this far south
Other rando: Yelling about salt apparently.
Me: *walks into the Song Dynasty with a backpack and a hydro flask*
Me: Hey have you guys invented paper money yet?
Woman washing clothes: What are you talking about? Who are you?
Me: *takes a sip of my Ancient Greek wine Iβm keeping in my hydro flask* Do you have paper money?
Woman: I suppose?
Me: Sweet. *walks off*
Me: *struts onto a Polynesian canoe in a Star Wars t-shirt*
Me: What do you guys eat on these things? Fish?
Sailor: What the f*ck are you and where did you come from weβre in the middle of the ocean
Me: Can I have that fruit
Sailor: No. Absolutely not.
Me: Fair. *jumps overboard with my hydro flask*
Me: *sitting on top of a building during the beheading of Marie Antoinette*
Me: *pulls a bag of popcorn and some peasant bread out of my backpack*
Roof climbing child: Who are you?
Me: Someone on a roof. *hands them some bread*
Child: Why are you dressed like that?
Me: Because I can.
Me: *arrives home totally plastered*
Friend: You know youβre supposed to water down that kind of wine right
Me: *throws bread at them* It was the Song Dynasty. I was right. Frick you.
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:Β
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i liveΒ
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white personΒ
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. Itβs hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. Theyβre usually really fucking funny and donβt perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that βjustifyβ my murder and/or death
Waits for my white mutuals to reblogπ
yesyesyesyes
cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it
i am gonna do it
donβt do this
HERES THE VID OF IT V
me: *doesnβt hear what youβre saying* yeah
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I love this so much
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ALL OF THIS ugh my heart
Some positivity for your day
This is my proof that there are still good people in the world.

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Whatβs your group chat called
if you need a good laugh just go through the tags
The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.
Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
#chipsandsoap #soundslikeibloginthetub