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Y/N had been riding horses all her life always bareback because as her dad had always put it “saddles are for pussies”. She laughed at the memory; her chuckles in time with the galloping of the horse.

She was currently riding her favorite pony, Sea Cucumber Raisin Bran Heliocentric Colonoscopy. He was an award winning show horse always reliable. Y/N always joked about never being able to find a man like her ol’ reliable Sea Cucumber Raisin Bran Heliocentric Colonoscopy.

“There’s just no more good men, huh, Sea Cucumber Raisin Bran Heliocentric Colonoscopy?” Y/N joked with the horse as they began slowing down into a meadow like clearing.

Just as Y/N was about to dismount the horse, she heard the faint sound of horse hooves trotting down the path to the same clearing she was in. Through the sound of the clopping hooves she could also make out the voice of a man singing. He seemed to be singing a song, one that she thought she could have heard previously from a Shrek movie. Y/N always did love Shrek.

The man finally broke the clearing and Y/N was surprised to say the least. What she thought was the sound of the horse was actually just the man using coconut halves to mimic the sound of the horse. Y/N couldn’t say she wasn’t attracted to the trickery.

The song he was singing also became much clearer. She could now identify it as the song Rockstar by SmashMouth. Y/N never believed in love at first sight until just now.

The man was wearing something akin to a blousy pirate shirt with high water pants and sensible loafers. His chocolate locks looked freshly cut at the nearest Sport Clips and his bright green orbs were the same color as moss one would find at the bottom of the sea. He was beautiful.

“I hear you think you can’t find anymore good men,” he began, breaking the blanket of silence, “I’m here to change your mind.”

Y/N was already swept off her feet.

The man continued to approach her position on the horse. She felt frozen, as if she was hypnotized by him. She couldn’t get off her horse let alone form words in response.

“I’ve heard a lot about Sea Cucumber Raisin Bran Heliocentric Colonoscopy, but no one ever told me how beautiful his rider was,” the mysterious man continued, approaching the horse and threading his fingers through the mane. “I’m Harry, but you can call me your boyfriend.”

This seemed to knock Y/N out of her trance, but also send her into another, deeper one. “Okay, your boyfriend,” she said dreamily.

“Shall we run away together?” Harry asked, taking her by the waist and helping her to dismount the horse.

“Yes, your boyfriend, as long as I can be with you,” Y/N agreed, nothing but love in her heart for the man she just met but felt as if she’d known her whole lifetime.

“Then hop on, we can go wherever you’d like,” Harry offered, crouching down and presenting his back to her as if she were meant to hop on like to ride a horse. So she did just that.

Once Harry felt she was secure in the piggy back, he pulled out the two coconut halves and began creating the galloping noise as he jogged out of the clearing. He resumed his singing of the hit song, RockStar, and took Y/N on into the sunset with him.

harry is a tattoo artist and kind of a dick and (y/n)’s just getting into her own but (y/n) has a huge crush on harry but hes still a dick but only sometimes

count how many of these franchise movies you’ve seen and reblog with the number you’ve seen in the tags! there’s a total of 112 movies listed

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Iron Man (2008)

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Thor (2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

The Avengers (2012)

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Ant-Man (2015)

Harry Potter

Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Goblet of Fire (2005)

Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010)

Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011)

James Bond

Casino Royale (2006)

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Skyfall (2012)

Spectre (2015)

The Lord of the Rings

The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

The Two Towers (2002)

The Return of the King (2003)

The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Star Wars

The Phantom Menace (1999)

Attack of the Clones (2002)

Revenge of the Sith (2005)

A New Hope (1977)

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Return of the Jedi (1983)

The Force Awakens (2015)

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Fast and the Furious

The Fast and the Furious (2001)

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

Fast & Furious (2009)

Fast Five (2011)

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

Furious 7 (2015)

DC

Batman Begins (2005)

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Man of Steel (2013)

Transformers

Transformers (2007)

Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Dark of the Moon (2011)

Age of Extinction (2014)

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

At World’s End (2007)

On Stranger Tides (2011)

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park (1993)

The Lost World (1997)

Jurassic Part III (2001)

Jurassic World (2015)

The Twilight Saga

Twilight (2008)

New Moon (2009)

Eclipse (2010)

Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011)

Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012)

X-Men

X-Men (2002)

X2 (2003)

The Last Stand (2006)

Origins: Wolverine (2009)

First Class (2011)

The Wolverine (2013)

Days of Future Past (2014)

Mission: Impossible

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Ghost Protocol (2011)

Rogue Nation (2015)

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games (2012)

Catching Fire (2013)

Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)

Mockingjay Part 2 (2015)

Indiana Jones

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Temple of Doom (1984)

Last Crusade (1989)

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Star Trek

Star Trek (2009)

Into Darkness (2013)

Terminator

The Terminator (1984)

Judgment Day (1991)

Rise of the Machines (2003)

Judgement Day (2009)

Genisys (2015)

The Divergent Series

Divergent (2013)

Insurgent (2014)

The Maze Runner

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Scorch Trials (2015)

Mad Max

Mad Max (1979)

Mad Max 2 (1981)

Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Fury Road (2015)

Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2012)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Alien

Alien (1979)

Aliens (1986)

Alien 3 (1992)

Resurrection (1997)