Dispatcher Galen

When was anyone gonna tell me the HR guy was hot???

We didn't think anyone needed to say it, Robert.

Cookie dough fucking slaps and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.

I meannn… maybe someone was tired of getting his stapler stolen….

Sonar you can't just set his desk on fire. He didn't even steal your stapler.

*I* didn’t! Why would I even set my dispatcher’s desk on fire? That’s crazy. Dude, you’re crazy.

Sonar I genuinely thought it was you.

you good?

No idea, I think he's still pissed off about the slightly shittier headset

𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓇋𓋴 𓆓𓅲𓋴𓏏 𓈖𓏏 𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓇋 𓋴𓄿𓇋𓂧.

Someone took my headset and replaced it with a slightly shittier headset? Who did this.

Bark bark

𓃀𓆑 𓇌𓅲 𓎢𓄿𓈖'𓏏 𓃀 𓂧𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓋴𓏏𓅲𓆑𓆑 𓃭𓇋𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴

Galen why are you speaking in ancient Egyptian hyroglyphs?

𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓂧 𓅓 𓃀𓂋

I cant fucking read that.

𓈖𓇋𓏏𓉔𓂋 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓇋. 𓋴𓈖𓂧 𓉔𓃭𓊪.

Someone took my headset and replaced it with a slightly shittier headset? Who did this.

Bark bark

𓃀𓆑 𓇌𓅲 𓎢𓄿𓈖'𓏏 𓃀 𓂧𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓋴𓏏𓅲𓆑𓆑 𓃭𓇋𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴

Galen why are you speaking in ancient Egyptian hyroglyphs?

𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓎢𓅲𓂋𓋴𓂧 𓅓 𓃀𓂋

Someone took my headset and replaced it with a slightly shittier headset? Who did this.

Bark bark

𓃀𓆑 𓇌𓅲 𓎢𓄿𓈖'𓏏 𓃀 𓂧𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓋴𓏏𓅲𓆑𓆑 𓃭𓇋𓈎 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴

Thinking about adding some new mech upgrades? Any suggestions?

Add cushioning to the inside to lessen the impact of attacks. Also so you can sleep inside it. I know you don't own a bed Robert I've been to your apartment.

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Someone took my headset and replaced it with a slightly shittier headset? Who did this.

my headphones broke

I can't believe you'd do something like this. So horrible.