IHazTea

(Glitter & Gold, the same, wish I could, you wish, set me free)

Its giving me 'teen angst' but ya know, I can work with that.

Okay, so I've been listening to a lot of Lo-Fi while doing a lot of writing and playing of Sims this year. Don't judge me too harshly!

What if Mumza claimed Tommy and then kept him in the same timeline? What if, when Dream tried to revive him, he just brought Tommy back from a three month training course in Deathspawn Powers and now there's a foul mouthed, sassy, 100% Done With This Nonsense, blonde, British version of Nico de Angelo running around the server? There's a superpowered Tommy Innit roaming the server, not giving a flying care, telling people straight *facts* and then dodging through shadows when they try to retaliate.

The first fanfic I wrote was called 'Beauty and the Beast: Rewritten' and I posted it under the name regenengel3 on fanfiction.net. After that, I was hooked. Any story that captured my imagination got at least a jotted down idea.

"what if instead of going back in time to when Techno was a kid, he went allll the way back to when Phil was a kid, and adopted him? And then picked the others up alongthe way."

Mayhaps you could write that as a one-shot in the 'shenanigans of a man named theseus' side-work?

(No worries if not though, lol, it's just an idea)

Also, twamnt is definitely one of my Favourite tommyinnit fics, ever. It's so good. Like, omg. Just wanted to letcha know.

Oooooh~! Theseus being Phil's big brother/dad figure could be really fun! Yeah, I can play around with that... When I'm done with the Shenanigans chapter I'm currently working on. (I'm so close but these boys keep *adding scenes*!) Though... With the Lore I'm going with... Hmmm... Yeah, that could *totally* derail the future of Dream's little server. Not that being the Twins' big brother *hasn't* but... Yeah. I think I'll start with a 'highlight reel/snapshot' sort of thing and see where it go... *Oh gosh darn it now you've got gears spinning!*

This could have *totally* fit the current title! Tommy goes back to pre-Empire days, raises Phil, trains with the Imperial 'Blade', then the collapse of the Empire happens, Phil gets reborn as the literal Angel of Death with slightly foggy memories of his past - like everything has happened in a dream - and goes about his days without really worrying about what he'd left behind in his old life. Theseus and The Blade might have died in The Collapse, they might not have, not truly important. Then! Years later when Phil is hopping about, he finds a cobblestone cottage with a piglin hybrid and a blonde man who both tug at those dream-like memories in the back of his mind. Especially when they introduce themselves. And then, one night when he's feeling particularly nostalgic, Phil mentions that there was once a man named Theseus in the Empire and *BAM!* Title drop.

... I think I just outlined the plot of your requested one shot...

I'm so AASSHSHSHSB right now(1/5/2024) because.... Well...

My boyfriend proposed!!!!!

Ahsvtjkfbhebhe!!!!

Hey... I've hit a point in There Was A Man Named Theseus where I'd like to accept some reader feedback. I'll probably add a note to chapter 26 about this as well but... Wanted to open here.

If readers and enjoyers of my fic have any OC suggestions, please let me know! Reblog, ask, or message me with their name, approximate age, pronouns, and as much or as little detail about their appearance, belongings, and personality as you want and I'll do my best to turn them into actual characters in the world. Hybrids are not only allowed but encouraged!

This is one of the really fun parts of online writing, fan content or original: interacting with the audience. I love getting comments and head cannons and theories along with requests. As long as it's reasonable, I'll even do my best to fulfill reader requests, so don't be shy!

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

That's like... crazy to me! I mean... I have a different blog that's older but... this means There Was a Man Named Theseus is *over* a year old now! By like... a couple months! Woo!

That poor cat! Can't say I've tasted Dove soap but I can imagine!

Have a cat in return!

~ Ferret

(I'm just going by this because I don't know what to do) :p

Yahaha~! You found me!

Hogwarts castle was host to a simply astonishing diversity of students. From the lowest peasent child to the children of royalty, so long as they possessed Hectate's Gift they were welcomed. Helga was pleased that her friends had agreed to a uniform for the school, allowing their students to view the grounds they stood on as something closer to even.

Oh, the class divides remained, but it wasn't clear at a glance. And that brought about a few... Frictions.

After the third time one of her Badgers was sent to her for healing after 'disrespecting their superior' Helga knew something must be done. Calling a House Meeting she leveled them all with a stern look. "It has come to my attention that our House is lacking in manners," she began.

"It wasn't Nicole's fault!" A student protested, stepping in front of the latest patient. "Gregory..."

"Comes from a noble family," Helga interjected. "As such he believes he is granted certain privilege. Outside these walls that is true, so while I cannot condone his actions I must impress upon you all that once you leave this castle people like Gregory will have free reign to make your lives extremely difficult." She swept her gaze across her gathered students, allowing the tension to raise. "This being so... My lesson to you tonight is thus: always be polite." A few students shuffled uncomfortably and Helga focused her attention on them. "Within these walls we are to be equals, but be wary. As you've already discovered, not everyone appreciates this. I implore you, treat everyone you meet with the courtesy and respect you desire for yourself for it is far better to cultivatee friends than it is to make enemies."

"But... Nobles have such picky rules!" a working class girl protested. Helga sighed with a nod.

"It is true, nobles have different standerds for etiquette... but have no fear, my dears. This is nothing a few lessons cannot fix."

I finished chapter 23 of TWAMNT and wanted to post it on the 9th, but was without internet.

Y'all. To say my dissappointment was immesurable and my day ruined when the moment I had access to internet I discovered AO3 had been hit by a DDoS attack may be an understatement.

The Danger Loaf is making things difficult. Oh, don't be fooled by her cute ears and innocent 'interest', this cat is a fickle menace.