ihaveaproblem-tfc

by far jean’s funniest line ever is when jeremy sees his scars and he’s like “oh my god i can’t imagine what life was like for you to look like that” and jean just says “imagine getting changed so we can practice” my humorous king

The moment you realise andrew wasnt planning on surviving the crash with tilda is not for the weak

kevin day should’ve been an ancient greek tragic heroine and instead he got stuck in a self published 2010s contemporary sports/crime thriller… and he didn’t even get put on the woke team so he doesn’t know about estrogen or bisexuality

Imagine you’re a seasoned fbi agent trying to take down the literal mafia and your key witnesses are 2 asshole 19 year olds who refuse to let themselves go into witness protection bc then they can’t play their college sport. Let’s just say that Agent Browning should count his lucky stars he hasn’t discovered how Kevin Day connects to all of this bc he would not leave one conversation with Kevin with his sanity intact

neil’s not allowed to talk to the press anymore bc the last time he did they asked him his thoughts about trojan v foxes games and he says “i think any games with the foxes and trojans competing against each other should be legally classified as gay porn”

Neil Josten is a perfect lesson in self control & preservation because wdym Andrew told you he’d blow you and you just. Said “oh ok” . . . . .

I consistently imagine neil josten to have this naturally unsettling look in his eyes at all times