uno poosi ; dos boobies

It has recently been discovered that every single decision ever made by Park was actually made by Choi Soonsil, the daughter of a religious figure Park admired. Many people are calling Choi a shaman or at the very least a close friend of Park. Investigators seized her computer and literally every government document was there in her email. Choi has rewritten speeches, told Park what to do in nearly every occasion, and taken millions of government money to do things like open a cafe or bribe Ehwa University into letting her daughter attend (which, when this was discovered, Edae students protested a lot and the president of the university had to resign)

The seven hours where President Park mysteriously disappeared when the Sewol Ferry began to sink? That was nighttime in Germany (where Choi lives most of the time) so Park waited for SEVEN HOURS for her shaman to wake up before making any decisions to try to save those kids.

His name is Philando Castile and he was shot in front of his girlfriend.

His name is Philando Castile and he was shot it front of his 4 year old daughter.

His name is Philando Castile and he was shot after being pulled over for a broken tail.

His name is Philando Castile and he was shot after telling officers that though he had a weapon he had a conceal and carry permit.