i'm a super super gay

thefluxedscientist:

welcometoyoglabs:

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shit dude you’re fucking right. i never even considered this before. would lyou like a job in science, we really need someone with a brain like yours

I would like a job, in fact, I’ve already hired myself for you, I wonrk for you, gimme somehing to do boss

ok first of all fuck off i’ve already given you a job so you can’t hire yourself, secondly please don’t “wonk” for me, thirdly you’re fired

welcometoyoglabs:

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shit dude you’re fucking right. i never even considered this before. would lyou like a job in science, we really need someone with a brain like yours

I would like a job, in fact, I’ve already hired myself for you, I wonrk for you, gimme somehing to do boss

thefluxedscientist:

welcometoyoglabs:

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shit dude you’re fucking right. i never even considered this before. would lyou like a job in science, we really need someone with a brain like yours

I would like a job, in fact, I’ve already hired myself for you, I wonrk for you, gimme somehing to do boss

welcometoyoglabs:

if you’re so good at science then tell me why this happens: bird steals my bread crumb

because nom nom they tastie guuuuulp

Well you know what they say, Xeph…

It’s hip to fuck bees.