I Hatch Shitty Eggs In Pokemon Go

Sweet equinox event with rare 2k hatches. Not.

Ugh. Psyduck. Why??? 🙇🏻

Not even a good Eevee. At least this wasn't a 10k egg!

ANOTHER F-ING SANDSHREW?!

Thanks, actually no thanks, for the redundant Voltorb.

FINALLLLLLLY!!! This is my FIRST of those kid Pokemon released in that update what, 4 months ago?!

Oh, thanks. An Omanyte, worse than the one I kept, that didn't give me enough to evolve.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! ANOTHER DAMN SANDSHREW?!

Ugh. Another 5k egg, another boring Sandshrew.

HALLELUJAH!!!! FINALLY SOMETHING INTERESTING!!!

REALLY?! I walk 5k and get this dude I see freaking everywhere?! How about a Mr. Mime?! A Porygon?! 😭😭😭😭

I walk 10k and what do I get? A freaking Dratini only 2 CP above my previous one 😭😭😭 Still don't have a Snorlax or a Lapras 😭😭😭

Like, thanks a lot 5k egg. Like this dude isn't EVERYWHERE

So now I text her the shitty eggs I hatch and now I’m posting them here. #shittyeggs #pokemongo