âI will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.â
âI got drunk and now Iâm sitting on the ground.â
âGet an ouija board or something and bring me back!â
âHi, welcome to me time.â
âDo you have anymore almond milk?â
âCover it in mustard, and call it a day.â
âThe power of Christ compels you.â
â[Name], no one is judging you.â
âWe know you have a soap fetish, itâs okay, just let it out.â
âWho said you could come in?â
âWhatâs wrong with eating paint?â
âI will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.â
âI donât know what the fuck is happening.â
âI painted my face green, Iâm ready to party.â
âI look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.â
âLook how much your mom loves you!â
âCanât you see what the fuck Iâm wearing, bitch?â
âIâm having me time, get out.â
âThe devil is everywhere.â
âI think what Iâm trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.â
âSome people think that Iâm crazy, Iâm just out here trying to have a good time, whatâs your problem?â
âDonât do drugs, not even once.â
âI have a basketball game tomorrow.â
âWeâre good? Tight.â
âDonât ever talk to me or my son ever again.â
âThe darkness will swallow you whole.â
âThis is a safe place.â
âI love you so much, but you test me every day.â
âYouâre a nasty bitch!â
âI didnât come here to fuck around.â
âI want to be seen from the heavens!â
âI love fucking myself up.â
âDonât expose me like this.â
âWho you fightinâ?â
âPlease come back, please come back, please come back.â
âHi, welcome to I feel guilty.â
âI am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.â
âLook at me! And my exquisite face!â
âYou have to go to your baseball game right now, son!â
âI think it looks natural.â
âIâll never let go.â
âDo I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?â
âWhat are your standards?â
âCanât you see that Iâm fucking leisuring?â Â