i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA

The autism won today (almost got hit by a car in the library parking lot because I was looking at a cool beetle)

It was a ten striped june beetle btw. If you even care.

you are frozen, perpetually, in that spot between a grave mistake and its consequence -- forever anticipating the echo, the eternity of that first crack of the ice beneath you.

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

when jane austen said “if i loved you less, i might be able to talk about it more” and when hozier said “im so full of love, i can barely eat” and when nizar qabbani said "because my love for you is higher than words, I have decided to fall silent."

Pleeaaase please kiss me again I promise I won’t say poggers afterwards this time

[transcript: i cannot love a hero. i do not want to see you being transformed into a statue. end transcript]