How to take on your dreams:
1. Take a deep breath. Your brain needs oxygen in order to function. (That's why suffocation kills people.) 2. Realize AND accept that this isn't going to be a 30 minute nap. You could be here a while. And that's okay. 3.1. Make a plan. (Actually, fuck it, plans never work anyway.) 3.2. Write down your dream. ANYWHERE. Write it on something you see everyday. You could even use social media. If your friends aren't a total waste of space and actually give a shit about your dreams, they might remind you to stay on track. (Or, if they're like mine, they don't fucking care and you should consider a different place to write it down.) 4. DO SOMETHING. Honestly, do ANYTHING related to your dream everyday. Like, I doubt you could fuck this up. 5. Stop making excuses. (Do I even need to explain this?) Okay, seriously... The biggest excuse is 'no time'. BULLSHIT! If you love/hate it, if it's your dream, your one goal in life... I promise you will make time for it. It's when things begin to become less important to us that we stop making time for them. (Just DO it.) 6. Hold yourself accountable. You have to understand, if you don't succeed in pursuing your dreams, or some day achieving them (hah, as if) that it is YOUR FAULT. End of story; you suck. You cant even give it a good try...wow. Finally, 7. Never give up. The second you feel defeated, find a different path. There is more than one road that leads to your destination. (Literally) If you wanna be a model, get that nose job. If you wanna be a police officer, learn how to bend the laws in order to suit you. Don't give up on your dreams. You can do anything if you just give it a go. P.s. i don't know why i wrote this little half satire guide, but inspiration struck me on my 7 mile walk this afternoon. Don't let your dreams be dreams, kids.
