i'm a gummibear

I can help you dear! Once you are trapped in the system, it can get really hard to get out of it. Especially when you have finished college and started with a job. But I don’t do things for free you know? Ofcourse you understand, you have been trapped in the boring loop that is today’s society. Now, I think I know just the thing...

People on this app really love big dumb dudes. They call them ‘himbo’s’ nowadays. Back in my day, we didn’t really have a name for them. Maybe henchmen? Well turning you dumb isn’t that hard.

I point with my finger at your head, and touch the skin between your eyebrows. A relaxing feeling spreads across your forehead. You try to think properly, but it doesn’t work. It is like you are really high.

Now, for the ‘biggest’ part. I am not going to turn you in one piece of muscle. That wouldn’t be fun, and doesn’t really fit with my plans. I am going to make you a bit buffier. Let’s say: 15 kg of muscle. And maybe 60% off of your body fat? Yeah, that will look great!

The relaxing feeling goes to the rest of your body. But instead of a calm feeling, you begin to sweat. A soreness spread. Veins pop up, and some bodyfat restructures itself to your buttocks.

And now my plan! I really need a new ‘himbo’. A new playmate. A new slave. And guess who that’s gonna be? Exactly! You will live in the gym from now on, and you will be showing off. But for me! From now on, you will be property of the Yffrit. Is that clear. Good boy! Such a good dumb boy. Now bend for your master!