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Full Name: Drinked You Guy

Call Me: Drinked, Mr.Drinked, Dr.Guy (Abbreviated for Drinked Guy)

Pronouns: He/They/Them

Mother & Father: Mrs.Drinked & Mr.Drinker

Star Sign: Aquarius

Occupation: I drink water for a living. I am also an artist in my down time.

Likes: Water! Big full glasses! Jokes, pranks & Memes :^)

Dislikes: Saltwater (it can kill me), :^( , sour/tart tastes, and empty glasses.

Dreams & Goals: I want to try all the flavors first hand! And to make lots of friends!

Fears: Being alone with the last swallow left in the cup. Death. Dehydration.

Is my mailbox full of water? [Closed?]: OPENED Send them my way!

Special Tags:

#drink edits (change the water into something else)

#drinked lore (special posts about my developing lore)

#tapwater asks (asks i get to try their water)

also what do i taste like if you drinked me? :D

Which is better to be drinked, you wonder. Most of the time I am not that big of a fan of sodas and pops, but I shall give both a try and tell you what I think!

Sip, choke, cough cough, oh gosh it went down the wrong pipe, cough cough, that soda be very spicy! Let me catch my breath before I take another swig. Gulp, swish, swallow, Smack, smack, mhm, yeah it sure is a carbonated drink. I see the appeal, but this drink is not for me. Now for a cleanser!

Sip sip! Gulp, swallow, aw, some good stuff right here! Can't beat that original taste! Alright, now we shall check out conk's taste!

Gulp, gulp, smack smack, hey is this really soda?? It is like the water in my glass did not even change, not that that is a complaint, I do very much love water! Sip sip, hm, no actually I was mistaken, it is not water. A light flavor, less intense than bepis touches my tongue. I enjoy this drink a bit more than the first one.

Now for the blog taste testing! Soak in my glass!

Ah, it appears the water turned pink and very sparkly! I took a sip of your pink drink and found it to be quite fantastic! A fruity elixir filled my tastebuds and I felt it all throughout my body, especially in the kneecaps!

Let's find out what your flavor is all about!

Sip sippp, smack smack, oh ooh ah that is some tang you got there! Like sour orange juice and fried pickles. And a little wang of puppet strings and robot parts.

Excellent question @chaoticmagpies

I will be happy to oblige.

Sip smack sip chug gulp-hah what a batty drink. Nothing new here other than a combo of slime and bats in this one.

Your ask? Hm, lets find out!

Hmm! Your ask water tastes of biscuits! Two biscuits to be exact! And a little taste of sour apple.

I may as well take a sip :^)

Sip, ahh, good taste! A nice and sweet pallet, taste of clovers and dogwood trees.

M E . . .

As you sat at the bottom of the glass, the water around you darkened and spread, overcoming that familiar bright blue I am used to seeing. The faint glow of red able to pierce the darkness despite it all made me shiver in nervousness.

As I took a sip of it, it was as if I had plunged into a deep sleep. Falling, no sinking, as if I had suddenly traded places with a scuba diver that was at the bottom of the ocean. My mind went into freeze mode and I was completely unaware of the world around me. I began to thrash in the pressurize atmosphere, holding my breath in a futile attempt and closing my eyes in fear that I was no longer safe.

As I opened my eyes to see if I was still breathing, I realised I had not even lost consciousness. It was as if I had drinked a nightmare.

Oh yeah, of course I eat food all the time. I am a big fan of bananas, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, nuts like cashews almonds or pecans, ooh and coconut! Those are all pretty yummy snacks.

also here is a doodle of you >:^)

I do not know what a barrel roll is but my glass has turned itself into what I assume is the closest thing, a Little Hug® Fruit Barrel®!

Sip-slur-

AHHH