Just Empty Calories and Male Curiosities

......................................... B) done a seinfeld drawing

Elaine Benes in a blue dress

George Costanza (pen and pencil crayon)

Junior Mints (pencil crayon and pen)

“maybe the dingo ate your baby”

This one got a bit smudgy— I blame my new pen.  

Draw Kramer they said! Why don’t you draw Kramer they said! Dance monkey dance they said.... well here he is and we all know he smokes the good shit. (markers and pen)

underwear, flowers, symmetry, and Seinfeld sex talk. (markers and pen)

Its actually just about me trying to work on my penmanship.   (marker and pen)

ps. Ive always had a crush on this woman. With that hair and those shoulder pads... can you blame me?

Started on some re-branding for the Toronto Zoo, got a little distracted ...yadda yadda yadda...

To the three with the hair. (marker and pen)

Ground Beef (markers and pen, text added digitally- 1.5 hours)

sex (markers and pen- 9 min)

You know how it goes... (marker and pen- 52 min)

I'd like to Apologize to Alphonse Mucha (marker and pen- 2.5 hours)

Elaine Does the Upper West Side (markers and pen)