im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it

same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why

I really like falling asleep in the arms of another person, but I don’t like waking up and realizing that I’ve been drooling heavily on their inner elbow

[ID: Two simple line drawings of people on their hands and knees. The first has their expression visible and appears distressed. The second has their head down and is crying into a puddle of tears / End ID]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

I wish ao3 seperated the dimension 20 campaigns into different fandoms

sweet potato fries with blueberry ketchup my BELOVEDDDDDDDD