I Don't Feel Like Drawing

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

sharks are smooth dogs

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

I should be able to @ Barnaby B Beagle, this is absurd

(blue beagle voice) yeesh, poor guy from the start really got dogpiled, eh?

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

I remember it because Starboard has an R in it. (Now, I hear some of you saying “port also has an R in it” to which I say, get your own mnemonic)

just gonna remind people piracy is awesome and entirely okay. the streaming service does not need your monthly payment. the game studio does not need your 80$. try before you buy, or never buy at all, steal whatever you want.

Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.

official linguistics post

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped