Shitty Fic Idea of the Day (SFIOTD): ACOSF but from the house’s perspective

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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shark vs the universe
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if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day
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we're not kids anymore.
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DEAR READER
todays bird

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Shitty Fic Idea of the Day (SFIOTD): ACOSF but from the house’s perspective

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Some things never change.
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.
Harry: [sees Teddy running with something] Let me see what you have!
Teddy: [excited] A knife!
Harry: [panicked] NO!

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Dumbledore, after drinking the potion holding the horcrux: Water
Harry: What?
Dumbledore, louder:
W O T E R
Anyone got a hot take on Gen Z students at Hogwarts?
Me, a new professor desperate to connect w the youths: and so expelliarmus will ‘yeet’ the wand right outta their hand
“You’re a wizard, Harry.”
”Black clouds are behind me, I now can see ahead, Often I wonder why I try hoping for an end.”
-The Secret Sisters

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Things to remember
Augusta Longbottom showed up to the Battle of Hogwarts, ready to kick some ass.
Sybill Trelawney killed Fenrir Greyback with a crystal ball.
Grawp joined the fight.
Ron wanted to save the Hogwarts house-elves.
“CHARGE!”
When the trio couldn’t conjure their patronuses, Luna, Seamus, and Ernie MacMillan saved them.
Dumbledore didn’t tell Harry about the Hallows because he was afraid Harry would make the same mistakes he did.
Kreacher joined the fight
The Malfoys were still there when the battle ended.
Harry used the Elder Wand to fix his own.
Still better names than Albus Severus
Walter Dudley Potter: you were named after two annoying relatives of mine but at least this name saved my ass once
Roonil Wazlib Potter: you were named after a fake nickname of mine and also one of the funniest things I have ever said so at least we can save some money for your potions book
Nimbus Firebolt Potter: you were named after my first brooms ever and also because those names sound cool asf I mean your mother loved it
Minerva McGonagall Potter: you were named aftet the most badass witch in this whole freaking world so don't even complain its a female name BE PROUD
No Need to Call Me Sir, Professor Potter: you were named after the most sassy thing I have ever said, your mom aproves it and I think that's beautiful
Ginny: I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S'.
Harry: [looks over at Hermione and Ron talking] Is it 'sexual tension'?
“and its so ironic
how its only been a year”
after a long stressful two weeks of becoming a level 2 swim teacher i have realised that i love the way that if something negative happens and i get a knock of confidence, i don't give up. i work hard and it pays off in so many ways and i don't know who to thank for that but i'm so grateful for that quality

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son
urethrafranklin:
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time