Dominic Silva

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY TREES ARE COOL

Yeah come to Shreveport for cypress trees and stay because you’re dead

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

YES I WAS BORN TO HUDDLE UNDER BLANKETS YOU DON’T KNOW ME MARK

This really cool and then I turned the sound on and now I am… unsettled

u shut ur mouth this was great

I just wanna hug it

Vietnam flashbacks

Money doesn’t directly buy happiness, but money in the bank definitely relieves stress.

The most awkward part about having a child is the fact that you are announcing to the world that you had unprotected sex and that your friends and family celebrate it.

Fortnite keeps the cringey people away from better games.