Paints adventure
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:Paint: Ugh no one ever notices me, it's a shame I'm so boring not even Balloon, Cup and Scissors notices me and I'm there Best friends and Sucker notices me but sicker is mean she says my shade of red is ugly. She says I got to be hot pink EW! So I'm going to go on a cool adventure take that losers.
Now I got to find the things I will need for my adventures 1st food and water i can find berries and drink from a steam JK those don't have enough preservatives and other unhealthy chemicals that everyday food has ;).
Now everything is ready yay and i wont bring anyone on my cool adventure. :Lighter: Hey paint what are you up to? :Paint: Lighter not now I am working on my adventure plans :Lighter: A ADVENTURE WOW CAN I JOIN!!!!!!!!! :Paint: NO! This is MY adventure :Lighter: aw sad :( :Paint: Yes now I'm all alone time to adventure *Paint walks into the forest looking for him adventure* Hours later* :Paint: I set up the camp and- *sniff sniff* :Paint: Yuck what's that smell, UH OH
Paint has ran into a -a -a SKUNK :Paint: Yuck that's the smell EW go away stink bomb :The skunk looks at paint in a unforgiving manner just then the tail lifts up and....: : Paint: NO DONT DO IT: the skunk spays coating Paint in a stinky spray :Paint: EW ITS ALL OVER ME! :Paint stomps home in a anger related manner: :Scissors: *sniff* EW what's that horrible stench! :Balloon: i thinks its paint walking over here :Cup: PAINT GO TAKE A HOT BATH OR SOMETHIGN YOU SMELL LIKE A SUBWAY EMPLOYIS FEET. :Scissors: how do you know what that smells like? :Cup: it was a metaphor door nail.
:Paint: welp that adventure was terrible, how does Dora go on adventures without the wildlife harming it? :Paint said to himself while he was in the bathtub trying to douse the stench in soap and hydrogen peroxide and baking-soda.
